The Grampy Bus provides transportation for the family. Imagine you need to get somewhere, but your mom and dad can't do it -- you need the Grampy Bus!*
The Grampy Bus arrives early and delivers you where you need to go. The Grampy Bus is there for you, so be good to the Grampy Bus -- we need those 5 star reviews.
*Grampy Bus also provides complimentary logistical services for select customers.
Driving Service available: whenever you need me!
Driving Service available to: children and grandchildren
Follow me: from a safe distance
Disclaimer: Grampy Bus is not a real company, but is really fun. It is a great way to celebrate Grampy's very real contributions. Do not try to contact Grampy Bus unless you are already a Grampy Bus rider. No warranty expressed or implied.